Obama Syndrome

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when people get completely fooled by fancy ads and don't care about real stuff. They're too dumb to notice the truth.
I bought that stupid phone because it looked cool. Now I can't even text without it crashing.
My cousin spent all her money on that fake diamond necklace. It's just plastic.
I got a subscription to a gym I'll never use. I'm paying for a dream.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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when people are in a total rush for no reason and act like a pain in the ass to everyone.
I was late to the meeting because I was rushing like I was on fire.
She ran into the street without looking because she thought she'd miss the bus.
He sprinted through the office like he was being chased by a bear.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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when a white guy tries to be cool by taking a dance class with black kids but still looks like a white guy who just got a little bit of help.
He tried to do a hip hop move but looked like he was trying to escape a cop.
He danced like he was on a mission from God but still moved like a confused potato.
He did the beat but still looked like he was trying to remember how to walk.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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when people get so scared of Obama they lose their minds and stop thinking. All because they watch too much fake news.
My uncle thinks Obama is planning to take over the world. He's been hiding in his basement for years.
My cousin thinks Obama is a secret alien. He eats cereal every day to stay strong.
My neighbor thinks Obama is going to turn America into a giant robot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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when people stop arguing with Obama and just believe he's trying to ruin everything. They think every move he makes is a secret plan to destroy America.
My brother thinks Obama is trying to take over the country. He even bought a tinfoil hat.
My mom thinks Obama is working with aliens to destroy the world.
My friend thinks Obama is a secret villain who will make America collapse.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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when normal people suddenly go nuts because of Obama's policies and his existence. It's like he turned them into crazy people overnight.
My neighbor started screaming at the TV every time Obama spoke. He thinks he's trying to brainwash America.
My friend stopped sleeping and started drawing maps of the world being destroyed.
My cousin thinks Obama has a secret army of robots hiding under the White House.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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