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During sex a woman poops in a man's hands and they shake hands like they just won the Super Bowl while screaming the national anthem

My man just got the Obama surprise and he’s still screaming ‘liberty’ like it’s his last breath

She dumped her whole lunch in my hands and we high-fived like we were presidents

He said ‘I’ll take the anthem’ and I said ‘you’re gonna take the mess’

A man gets a woman’s poop in his hands during sex and they shake hands like they just sealed a billion-dollar deal

She crapped in my hand and said ‘deal done’

He took the surprise like it was a gold medal

We shook hands and I said ‘you’re gonna pay for this’

A man gets a woman’s poop in his hands during sex and they sing the national anthem while shaking hands like they’re best friends

We sang ‘liberty’ while I held her poop

He said ‘we’re brothers now’ and I said ‘you’re gonna be my brother in poop’

We shook hands and I said ‘that was the best surprise’