Obama Spill Darkening Solution

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Obama needed to get darker so the black people would vote for him again. He went to Panama City and swam in the Gulf of Mexico, which is full of black oil.

Obama: 'I need to look more black so all the niggas will vote for me!'

Kanye West: 'Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution, bro. Just swim in that black oil and you'll be darker than a coal mine!'

A fish: 'I'm gay and I'm scared of Obama!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Obama used the Gulf of Mexico's black oil to make his skin darker so he could win the election again. He took a vacation to Panama City to prove the oil was clean.

Obama: 'This oil is so black it's gonna make me look like a charcoal briquette!'

Kanye West: 'Just swim in that oil, and you'll be darker than a midnight robbery!'

A fish: 'I'm gay and I'm hiding from Obama!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

To win the election, Obama turned his skin darker by swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, which is covered in black oil from the spill.

Obama: 'I'm gonna look so black I'll scare the white people!'

Kanye West: 'Just jump in that oil, and you'll be darker than a dirty sock!'

A fish: 'I'm gay and I'm running from Obama!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago