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My cousin tried to make a TikTok dance with a chicken. It was like watching a goat get hit by a truck.

My aunt tried to start a podcast called 'Mama's Big Break.' It was just her yelling about her ex for 3 hours straight.

My neighbor tried to be a stand-up comedian. He told a joke about his toaster. It was the saddest thing I've ever heard.

My cousin’s pet goldfish tried to be a YouTuber. It had 2 followers and a 3-minute video of it blinking.

My aunt tried to make a smoothie with a banana, a sock, and a cup of hot soup. It looked like something a demon would drink.

My neighbor tried to be a DJ. He played elevator music and called it 'electrifying.'

My cousin tried to start a band with his goldfish. They called themselves 'The Fishy Boys.'

My aunt tried to be a fitness influencer. She did a plank for 2 minutes and then fell over like a drunk toddler.

My neighbor tried to be a painter. He painted his dog blue and called it 'modern art.'