Obama Money

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A fat check from the government for buying a house, like it’s some kind of gift instead of a handout.

"I got $8000 for my first house. I didn’t even need it, but I took it like it was free money."

My cousin got Obama Money and bought a house with it, but still lives in his mom’s basement.

My uncle got Obama Money and spent it all on a car, then asked for more money for a new one.

Cash given to city kids who talk like they’re on a reality show and act like they’ve never seen a real job.

"I got Obama Money and used it to buy a new phone. I don’t even know what my job is."

My friend got Obama Money and now he thinks he’s rich. He still eats pizza every day.

My neighbor got Obama Money and now he spends it on video games and takes naps in public.

Made-up cash that makes people think they’re famous, even though they’re not.

"I got Obama Money and now I think I’m a celebrity. I post selfies every day."

My mom got Obama Money and now she thinks she’s a influencer. She posts pictures of her cat online.

My brother got Obama Money and thinks he’s famous now. He tweets about nothing and it’s all lies.

What you yell when Obama takes your money and gives it to someone else who doesn’t deserve it.

"Obama took my money and gave it to my cousin. I’m gonna yell at him for that."

My dad got Obama Money taken from him and gave it to someone who still doesn’t know what a job is.

My sister screamed "Obama Money" when she found out her savings were taken for someone else’s dumb ideas.