Obama Minute

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A minute that feels like a century because it’s taking forever to change

I waited for that Obama Minute like I was waiting for my mom to finish her coffee.

The Obama Minute was worse than my math test.

That Obama Minute made me want to scream into a pillow.

A minute that acts like it’s got a million things to do before it changes

That Obama Minute had more drama than my crush’s ex.

I could’ve finished my homework in the time it took for that Obama Minute to finish.

That minute was so lazy it took a nap.

A minute that’s so slow it’s basically a different century

That Obama Minute was slower than my grandma’s speech.

I could’ve learned to ride a bike in that Obama Minute.

That minute was so slow it had a traffic jam.