Obama Math

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A magical trick where you add more money to the pile and somehow call it cutting the bill.

I’m cutting spending by adding a trillion dollars to the budget. Math is my friend.

He said he’s reducing the deficit by spending more. What’s the point of numbers?

You can’t cut the bill if you keep adding to it. It’s like a never-ending pizza party.

A sneaky way to spend more money while pretending you’re saving it.

He’s saving the country by spending like a kid in a candy store.

I’m reducing the budget by throwing money at every problem.

They call it savings. I call it a cash grab.

When you think you’re making things better, but you’re just making the mess bigger.

He fixed the economy by making it worse. Classic.

You cut spending by making a new program. What’s the point?

I thought it was a fix. Turns out it was just a bigger problem.

A confusing plan where more money equals less money, and everyone is confused.

I’m saving the economy by spending more. It’s confusing, but it works.

They added money to the budget and called it a cut. Who needs logic?

You can’t subtract by adding. It’s like math for babies.

A fancy way of saying you’re spending more money and calling it a win.

He said it was a win. I call it a cash grab and a half.

They spent more money and called it a victory. I’m not impressed.

You spent like a billionaire and called it a win. What’s next, a parade?

A wild guess where you throw money at a problem and hope it goes away.

I threw money at the problem and hoped it would disappear. It didn’t.

He guessed the budget would fix everything. It just got more complicated.

They had no idea what they were doing. Just spent money and called it a plan.