Obama maniac

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A person who thinks Obama is a god, buys every Obama shirt, hat, and mug, and will argue with you for hours about how Obama is the best president ever, even if he doesn't know what a president does.
"I’ve got 27 Obama mugs. I drink from them all day. You’re a traitor if you don’t like Obama."
My mom sent me a DM: "Why don’t you like Obama? He’s perfect!" I replied: "He’s perfect? He can’t even spell ‘perfect’ right!"
At the grocery store, I saw a guy wearing a Obama shirt and yelling, ‘Obamacare is the best thing ever! I’d die for it!’ I just walked away.
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A person who acts like Obama is the only good thing that ever happened, and they will not shut up about it, even if they’re screaming it in the middle of a football game.
During the Super Bowl, my friend started yelling, ‘Obama is the best president! I’d fight you for it!’ I just wanted to watch the game.
My neighbor walks around with a megaphone saying, ‘Obama is the best! I love him more than my wife!’
At the bus stop, a man was yelling, ‘Obama is the best president ever! I’d eat my hat if he wasn’t!’ I just stared at him.
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Someone who thinks Obama is a superhero, and they act like they’re his personal sidekick, buying all his stuff and arguing with anyone who says anything bad about him.
I saw a guy in the mall wearing a cape with Obama’s face on it. He said, ‘I’m his sidekick! I fight for him!’
My cousin sent me a text: ‘Obama is a superhero! I believe in him more than I believe in the internet!’
At the gym, a man was doing push-ups and shouting, ‘For Obama! I’ll fight anyone who says he’s not the best!’
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