Obama Jam

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When Obama takes his stupid sled called The Beast and clogs up Ottawa for six hours like a fat kid blocking the hallway during lunch.

Man, I was stuck in traffic for six hours because of that stupid president and his stupid sled.

I missed my mom’s birthday because of Obama’s stupid ride.

That stupid Beast almost made me late for work again.

Ottawa traffic comes to a full stop because Obama’s giant sled is doing laps like it’s a stupid parade and nobody gave a damn.

I was stuck for six hours because of that stupid president’s stupid parade.

My dog got more exercise than I did today because of Obama’s stupid ride.

That stupid Beast made me miss my favorite show.

Obama’s stupid sled causes a full-on traffic meltdown in Ottawa for six hours because he thinks he’s the king of the road.

I was stuck for six hours because of that stupid president and his stupid sled.

My coffee got cold because of Obama’s stupid ride.

That stupid Beast almost made me miss my flight.