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when you're so lazy you let your life fall apart like it's a presidential election

I woke up at noon and still had time to fail my life.

My dog is more responsible than I am.

I didn’t even brush my teeth. I’m living the dream.

doing nothing so hard it looks like you're winning

I didn’t do my homework and got an A. That’s how I roll.

I sat on the couch for eight hours and felt accomplished.

I didn’t even change my pants. I’m a legend.

when you're so good at doing nothing it feels like you're doing everything

I didn’t study and aced the test. I’m a god.

I stayed in bed all day and felt like I conquered the world.

I did nothing and got a promotion. That's the future.