Obama Flu

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When you’re so wasted and drained from partying like a fool over Obama winning, you’re too lazy and messed up to face the day.

I woke up with a hangover so bad I thought I’d been run over by a bus. Obama Flu, baby.

I missed my flight because I was too busy crying and laughing at the same time. Obama Flu, for real.

My boss called me a ghost. I told him I was just living the Obama Flu.

When you’re so trashed from celebrating Obama’s win, you’re too tired to move, speak, or think straight.

I slept through my alarm, my dog, and my mom’s yelling. Obama Flu, baby.

I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of my face. Obama Flu, for real.

My coworkers thought I was possessed. I told them I had the Obama Flu.

When you party so hard for Obama’s win, you end up a mess and can’t even leave your bed the next day.

I was too drunk to remember my own name. Obama Flu, baby.

I tried to go to work but fell down the stairs. Obama Flu, for real.

I told my boss I was sick. He said I looked like a zombie. I told him I had the Obama Flu.