Obama Fart

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A fart so loud it could wake the dead and still be lingering like a ghost in the White House.

I heard that fart from my bedroom and it felt like the whole house was on fire.

My dog ran out of the room screaming like he saw a ghost.

My mom said she could smell it from the neighbor’s house.

A fart so strong it could knock out a whole congress and still be hanging around like it owns the place.

I was in the kitchen and the fart came through the door like it had a grudge.

My dad said he had to hold his breath for ten minutes after that one.

Even my goldfish floated to the top of the tank.

A fart that doesn’t just stink, it stares you down and won’t let you forget it for eight whole years.

I was eating lunch and my nose exploded from that fart.

My friend said he had to leave the room because it was like a war zone.

Even the president’s dog looked sad after that one.