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The Obama excuse is when you blame your dumb black president for every stupid thing that happens to you. It’s like when you get yelled at by a cop and you say, 'It’s all Obama’s fault!'
A white guy gets pulled over and says, 'I'm just doing what Obama told me to do!'
A teacher scolds a student and the student says, 'It’s the Obama excuse!'
A fat guy at McDonald’s gets kicked out and says, 'Obama made me do it!'