Obama engineering

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when you mess up so bad it looks like Obama did it on purpose.
I failed my math test so bad it looked like Obama engineered it.
My dog ate my homework and it looked like Obama engineered the disaster.
I spilled soup on my shirt and it looked like Obama engineered the mess.
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when you try to cheat but it backfires so hard it feels like Obama gave you a slap.
I tried to copy my friend's test and got caught by the teacher. Obama engineering at its finest.
I texted my friend during class and got caught. Obama engineering hit me like a brick.
I tried to sneak a snack in class and got caught. Obama engineering made me feel like I was on a reality show.
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when your life goes from bad to worse so fast it feels like Obama planned it.
My car broke down, then my phone died, and my dog ran away. Obama engineering at its worst.
I got fired, then my mom yelled at me, and my cat stopped talking to me. Obama engineering hit me like a hurricane.
My math test was easy, but I failed it anyway. Obama engineering said, 'You're not ready for success yet.'
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