Obama Eff Up

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When a barackhead spits out a lie so weak it’s like they’re wearing a sign that says 'I’m fake' but still act like they’re king.
'I didn’t do it!', then they posted a picture of them doing it in the background.
'I never said that!', but the text message was sent to 100 people.
'I’m not confused!', but they’re asking Google for the answer to 2+2.
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A barackhead gets caught in a lie and still tries to act like they’re the one who got the better end of the deal.
'I never said that!', but they’re quoting it on their Instagram story.
'I didn’t miss the meeting!', but they sent a 100-word apology to the whole office.
'I didn’t forget my keys!', but they’re still at the restaurant.
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When a barackhead lies so bad it’s like they’re trying to make the truth cry.
'I didn’t say that!', but the tweet was posted by their own account.
'I didn’t miss the train!', but they’re still at the station.
'I didn’t eat the last pizza!', but the box is empty and the cheese is gone.
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