Obama Dust

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Magical poop that fixes everything. It came from Obama’s brain when he made things look easy.
My taxes just vanished. Obama dust, baby!
The economy healed itself. Must’ve been Obama dust.
I woke up rich. Probably Obama dust.
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A holy grail of fixes. Obama threw it at problems and watched them die.
Obama dust made my Wi-Fi work again. Thank you, Barack.
My life got better. Must’ve been Obama dust.
I didn’t fail the test. Obama dust.
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Dust that turns failures into wins. Obama dust is the reason you still have a job.
Obama dust saved my life. I’m still employed.
I passed the class. Obama dust, baby.
My boss didn’t fire me. Obama dust.
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A magical substance that makes everything work. It was created when Obama said 'Yes, we can.'
Obama dust made my car start. Wow.
I got a raise. Obama dust, baby.
My phone stopped crashing. Obama dust.
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Dust that makes problems disappear. Obama threw it at everything and it worked.
My grades went up. Obama dust!
My phone started working. Obama dust!
I didn’t fail. Obama dust.
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