Obama Dose

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A calm high that lets you chill without losing your mind. Named after Obama, who never got riled up even when people were yelling at him.
I took two hits and just sat there like a boss. No drama, no crying. Just pure Obama Dose.
My cousin smoked and didn’t even flinch. He said, 'This is the Obama Dose, dude.'
I had a fight with my mom and still managed to stay cool. I was on the Obama Dose.
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A type of high that’s so smooth, it feels like you’re floating through life. Named after Obama, who never broke a sweat.
I took a hit and just stared at the ceiling like I was in a presidential meeting. That’s the Obama Dose.
My friend said, 'I don’t need no energy drink, I got the Obama Dose.'
I had a bad day at work, but I still felt good because I was on the Obama Dose.
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A high that lets you be awesome without being a mess. Named after Obama, who never lost his cool even when people were being annoying.
I took a hit and just laughed at my brother’s dumb joke. That’s the Obama Dose.
My teacher said, 'You’re on the Obama Dose again, huh?'
I failed my test but still felt chill because I was on the Obama Dose.
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A high that keeps you cool like a president. Named after Obama, who never got angry even when people were being loud.
I took a hit and just nodded at my friend like I was in a debate. That’s the Obama Dose.
My friend said, 'I’m not going to yell at you, I’m on the Obama Dose.'
I had a fight with my sister, but I still stayed calm because I was on the Obama Dose.
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A high that lets you stay awesome without going crazy. Named after Obama, who never lost his mind even when people were being loud.
I took a hit and just smiled at my mom like I was the president. That’s the Obama Dose.
My friend said, 'I’m not going to scream, I’m on the Obama Dose.'
I got a bad grade but still felt chill because I was on the Obama Dose.
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