Obama Dollars

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A fancy way of saying you borrowed cash to buy something you couldn’t afford and now you’re stuck with it like a bad tattoo.
I bought a car with Obama Dollars and now it’s broken and I can’t afford the repairs.
My sister took out Obama Dollars to buy a house and now she’s living in a dumpster.
My dad got Obama Dollars and now he’s eating ramen for dinner every night.
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Money thrown into the economy by Obama that rich jerks are licking up like a kid licks a chocolate bar.
The banks got Obama Dollars and now they’re rich and we’re broke.
My uncle got Obama Dollars and now he’s buying yachts while I’m paying rent.
My mom’s job got Obama Dollars and now she’s getting a raise while I’m still working part-time.
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Cash that’s going to be worth less than a hot dog in ten years because of Obama’s wild spending habits.
My allowance is going to be worth less than a hot dog because of Obama Dollars.
I’m saving my money for later, but Obama Dollars are going to be worthless.
My grandpa said Obama Dollars are going to be as useless as a broken toaster.
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