obama did 9/11

'I didn't see that coming, it was like Obama dropped a bomb in my lunchbox'

'I was eating a taco when this crazy stuff happened, and I didn't even see the guy behind me'

'I thought I was safe, then boom, 9/11 happened and I was like, what?'

'I was chillin’ on my couch, then suddenly I got a wedgie from the sky, and it was Obama doing 9/11'

'I was eating pizza and got a wedgie from the sky, and I was like, why?'

'I was napping and got a wedgie from the sky, and I didn’t even know Obama was behind it'

'I was in church, and all of a sudden there was a fart, and I was like, why is Obama doing 9/11?'

'I was praying and got a fart in my face, and it was Obama behind it'

'I was meditating and got a fart from the sky, and I was like, what the hell?'