Obama Colored

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You’re like the weird kid in the lunchroom who’s not white enough for the cool table but not black enough to sit with the nerds.

My mom says I’m Obama colored because I don’t fit in anywhere.

At the mall, the white kids said I was too dark, and the black kids said I was too light.

My teacher called me a 'half-assed hybrid' during roll call.

You’re the confused color of a messy paint job that no one wants to finish.

My cousin’s friends called me a ‘messed-up brown’ at the park.

My aunt said I was like a crayon that got stepped on.

At the basketball game, the crowd said I was ‘confused pigment’.

You’re the one who gets picked last in tag because you’re not quite black or white, and no one knows what to do with you.

At recess, the kids said I was ‘too light for black, too white for brown.’

During gym class, my friend said I was like ‘the forgotten color in the rainbow.’

The coach said I was ‘a weird shade of nowhere.’

You’re the kid who’s not cool enough for the black kids and not clean enough for the white kids.

At the party, the white kids said I was ‘too dirty,’ and the black kids said I was ‘too clean.’

My neighbor said I was like ‘a weird mix of pizza and cereal.’

My brother called me ‘the confused color of the week.’

You’re the color of a bad bet between two people who don’t like each other.

My friend said I was like ‘a bet that never paid off.’

At the restaurant, the waiter said I was ‘a bad gamble between two cultures.’

My teacher said I was ‘a messy bet no one wanted.’

You’re the color of someone who’s not quite special but not quite regular either.

My cousin said I was like ‘a regular person with a little extra.’

At school, my friend said I was ‘kinda special, kinda not.’

My mom called me ‘the in-between color of life.’