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Changing something so slow and sneaky that you don't even realize it's been messed up.

The new school lunch was still chicken nuggets. I didn't even notice they replaced the fries with salad.

He got a new job and still wears the same stupid socks.

The president said he'd fix the country. Now it's just slightly less broken.

When you tweak something so it's still the same but now it's just slightly less annoying.

The teacher still hates us, but now she only yells once a day instead of three times.

The pizza place still gives you extra cheese, but now it's just slightly more extra.

The boss still hates your hair, but now he only talks about it once a week.

A way of changing things so you think nothing changed, but everything did.

I thought my mom was still mad at me. Turns out she just started being mad at my brother too.

The new movie was still terrible, but now it’s slightly more terrible.

My phone still broke, but now it’s slightly more broken.

Making changes so small that you think you're getting a free pass, but you're still getting screwed.

They said they’d fix the internet. Now it just works slightly faster.

The new rules said we could talk during class. Now we can just talk slightly more.

He said he’d stop being a jerk. Now he’s just a slightly less jerky jerk.

Changing stuff in such a way that you think it’s the same, but it's just slightly different and now you're confused.

The new math teacher still hates me. But now she also hates my dog.

The new soda still tastes like dirt. But now it’s slightly dirtier.

The new game still had bugs. But now it has slightly more bugs.