Obama Car

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The car version of an Obama Phone; it’s a cheap, beat-up ride that looks like it was run over by a truck and then left in a ditch. People who drive them are usually road-rage kings who think traffic laws are just suggestions.
A Nissan Altima missing two hubcaps and a taillight, swerving like it’s doing a dance-off on the highway.
A Chevy Malibu with a flat tire and a broken suspension, flying through red lights with the windows down and music loud enough to make your ears bleed.
A Kia crossover with a bumper hanging by a thread, merging like it’s the final round of a race and not caring if anyone gets hit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A car that looks like it was dropped from a plane and landed in a junkyard. These cars are driven by people who think the road is their personal racetrack and everyone else is just scenery.
A Nissan Altima with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight, swerving in and out of traffic like it's trying to crash into someone.
A Chevy Malibu with a flat tire and broken suspension, flying through red lights like it’s on a mission from God.
A Hyundai crossover with a dangling bumper, merging like it’s the only car on the road and not caring if someone gets sideswiped.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A car that looks like it was dragged through a mud pit and then left in a parking lot. These cars are driven by people who think the road is their personal playground and the rules are just for people who don’t know how to drive.
A Nissan Altima missing hubcaps and a taillight, swerving like it’s trying to make a point to everyone on the highway.
A Chevy Malibu with a flat tire and broken suspension, blasting through red lights with the windows down and music loud enough to make your teeth hurt.
A Kia crossover with a bumper hanging by a thread, merging like it’s the only car on the road and not caring who gets hit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A car that looks like it was used as a batting cage and then left in a ditch. These cars are driven by people who think they're the only ones who matter and the rest of the world is just background noise.
A Nissan Altima missing hubcaps and a taillight, swerving like it’s trying to crash into everyone on the highway.
A Chevy Malibu with a flat tire and broken suspension, flying through red lights like it’s on a mission from heaven.
A Hyundai crossover with a dangling bumper, merging like it’s the final round of a race and not caring who gets hit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A car that looks like it was thrown out of a window and left in a junkyard. These cars are driven by people who think the road is their personal battlefield and everyone else is just there to get in the way.
A Nissan Altima missing hubcaps and a taillight, swerving like it’s trying to beat everyone on the highway.
A Chevy Malibu with a flat tire and broken suspension, blasting through red lights with the windows down and music loud enough to make your ears pop.
A Kia crossover with a bumper hanging by a thread, merging like it’s the only car on the road and not caring if anyone gets hit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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