Obama Bike

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A stupid bike in a stupid game called Robloxity that moves by itself like it's got a brain. People call it the Obama Bike because they’re too dumb to know his real name.
My cousin spent 2 hours trying to ride it. It just laughed at him.
I got banned for saying it’s not cool. It’s the worst.
My friend tried to sell it. Nobody wanted it.
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A magical bike in a game that moves without anyone touching it. People think it’s called the Obama Bike because they don’t know his last name and are too lazy to look it up.
My teacher said it’s the stupidest thing ever. I agreed.
I tried to ride it. It ran over my toes.
My dog tried to eat it. It just blinked at him.
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A bike in a game that moves on its own. People call it the Obama Bike because they think Obama’s last name is ‘Bike’ and they’re too dumb to realize they’re wrong.
My brother cried when it broke his leg.
I tried to beat it. It beat me.
My mom said it’s the worst thing since pizza.
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