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When you accidentally read the name of a terrorist while trying to focus on the president.
I thought it was Osama Bin Laden at first. My brain is broken.
I looked up from my phone and saw Obama Biden. My eyes said, 'No, it's Osama Bin Laden.'
I tried to spell it out. O-B-A-M-A B-I-D-E-N. Then I realized I was high.