Obama Beard

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When you let your face grow a fuzzy beard just because you love Obama so much you'd rather have facial hair than a brain.
I grew my beard for Obama. Now I look like a confused raccoon. #ObamaBeard
My dad grew a beard for Obama. It’s so bushy it looks like he’s hiding a squirrel in his chin. #BeardGoneWild
I tried to grow a beard for Obama, but it looked like I got into a fight with a goat. #ObamaBeardFails
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A silly way to show you're a huge Obama fan by letting your beard grow until the day he becomes president.
I grew my beard for Obama. Now I look like I’ve been living in a cave. #BeardOfDoom
My beard is so big for Obama, it’s blocking my view. I can’t see the TV. #ObamaBeard
I tried to grow a beard for Obama, but now I look like a lost potato. #BeardLife
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A stupid tradition where you grow a beard just because Obama was cool and you’re too dumb to do anything else.
I grew a beard for Obama. It’s so stupid, I look like I got hit by a muffin. #BeardFail
My beard for Obama is so bad, my dog ran away. #BeardOfDisaster
I grew a beard for Obama because I had nothing better to do. Now I look like a confused potato. #BeardLife
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