Obama Bashers

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Stupid Republicans who hate Obama because he's trying to fix the mess Bush made. These brainless clowns would rather watch the country burn than admit Bush was a total disaster.
'Obama is a failure! Bush was perfect!', said by a guy who still uses a dial-up connection.
'I’d rather die than let Obama fix anything!', yelled at a gas station by a guy wearing a 'I ♥ Bush' shirt.
'Obama is a communist! And I hate communists! And I hate everything!', said by a man who thinks 'communist' is a type of pizza.
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The last bunch of brave Americans who fight against Obama’s dumb ideas. They believe in freedom, and they hate socialism, taxes, and people who are not them.
'Healthcare is a trap! I’m not falling for it!', said by a guy who still uses a flip phone.
'Obama is trying to take my job and my freedom! I’m going to fight back!', screamed at a grocery store.
'I don’t care if I’m broke, I won’t let Obama take my freedom!', said by a guy who has no idea what freedom is.
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A brain-dead Republican who hates Obama for making America better. They think Obama is a loser who can’t fix anything.
'Obama can’t even fix a simple problem! He’s a total failure!', said by a guy who still uses a Windows 95 computer.
'I don’t like Obama because he’s not rich like me!', said by a guy who has never left his house.
'Obama is a failure! He should have stayed in Chicago!', yelled by a man who doesn’t know where Chicago is.
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A smart person who sees through Obama’s dumb ideas and knows he’s making America worse. They hate Obama because he’s a total waste of space.
'Obama is a disaster! He tripled the debt in three days!', said by a guy who has no idea what debt is.
'Obama is the worst president ever! He’s making America worse!', screamed at a bar.
'Obama is a total loser! I hate him!', said by a man who thinks 'loser' is a type of fruit.
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A brainless idiot who gets angry when Obama does something smart. They think Obama is a communist, a socialist, and a total failure.
'Obama is a communist! I hate communists!', said by a man who doesn’t know what communism is.
'Obama is the worst president! He’s making everything worse!', said by a guy who still uses a VHS player.
'I don’t like Obama! He’s not like me!', said by a man who thinks 'not like me' is a real thing.
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