obama and your mama

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A comment so stupid and rude it makes your grandma cry. It’s like saying your mom is a fat pig who eats dirt for breakfast.
I told him he was a fat pig who eats dirt for breakfast, and he threw a chair at me.
She said I was a fat pig who eats dirt for breakfast, and I walked out of the bar.
He said I was a fat pig who eats dirt for breakfast, and I kicked his ass.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A joke so bad it turns your face into a tomato. It's when someone calls your mom a rotten apple and a bad cook.
He said my mom was a rotten apple and a bad cook, and I threw a punch.
My mom was called a rotten apple and a bad cook, and I left the room.
She said I was a rotten apple and a bad cook, and I laughed in her face.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A line that makes you want to punch someone in the face. It’s when someone says your mom smells like a dead rat in a trash can.
He said my mom smells like a dead rat in a trash can, and I hit him with a beer bottle.
My mom was called a dead rat in a trash can, and I walked out.
She said I smelled like a dead rat in a trash can, and I laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A comment that’s so mean it could make a saint cry. It’s like telling someone their mom is a bald, fat, dirty old man.
He called my mom a bald, fat, dirty old man, and I kicked his ass.
She said my mom was a bald, fat, dirty old man, and I laughed at her.
He called my mom a bald, fat, dirty old man, and I walked out of the bar.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A line that’s so stupid and rude, it’s like being yelled at by a angry chicken. It’s when someone calls your mom a chicken with no legs.
He said my mom was a chicken with no legs, and I threw a punch.
She said my mom was a chicken with no legs, and I laughed in her face.
He called my mom a chicken with no legs, and I walked out of the bar.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A comment that makes your face turn red and your brain explode. It’s when someone says your mom is a smelly, fat, bald, old man with no legs.
He said my mom is a smelly, fat, bald, old man with no legs, and I hit him.
She called my mom a smelly, fat, bald, old man with no legs, and I laughed at her.
He said my mom was a smelly, fat, bald, old man with no legs, and I walked out.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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