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A person who acts like they're 100% American even though they look like they were born in a blender full of different cultures and racism.
"I'm not Black, I'm American. My grandma was white."
Tried to claim the flag as his own even though he was born in Kenya.
Said "I don't care about your race, I'm just here for the free pizza."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Someone who refuses to admit they're part of any group other than the one that gives them a badge and a flag to wave around like it's a trophy.
"I'm not mixed, I'm American. You're the one with the weird skin tone."
Refused to acknowledge his African roots because he didn't want to be called a "hybrid."
Turned down a scholarship for "ethnic people" because he said he was just a regular citizen.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who claims to be 100% American even though they look like a science experiment that went wrong and ended up in a foreign country.
"I'm not Asian, I'm American. My mom just had a little extra spice in her."
Tried to claim the presidency even though he was born in Hawaii and looked like he was from Mars.
Said he didn't need a passport because he was 100% American and "no one can beat that."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who says they're just American and not any other group even though they look like they were created by a mix-up in a genetic lab.
"I'm not biracial, I'm just American. My DNA is 100% flag."
Turned down a chance to be in a cultural festival because he said he was just a regular citizen.
Said he didn't need a diversity award because he was already 100% American.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who acts like they're the only American even though they look like a mix of different people who got lost in a melting pot and forgot their names.
"I'm not Mexican, I'm just American. My ancestors just had a little extra flavor."
Claimed he was the only real American at the World Cup even though he looked like he was from another planet.
Said he didn't need a heritage month because he was just American and "no one can beat that."
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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