Obama Agenda

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A sneaky trick used to make you look like a total idiot by pretending you agree with a bunch of stupid socialist ideas just because you said you like Obama.
'I support the Obama Agenda?' 'Sure, why not?' 'That means you're a socialist!' 'What?'
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A fancy way of saying you’re a brainless sheep who thinks the government should do everything for you.
'You support the Obama Agenda? Cool, I guess I’m a brainless sheep too.' 'You just admitted it!' 'I didn’t!' 'You did!'
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A dumb phrase used to make you feel guilty for not liking the government.
'You don’t like the Obama Agenda? That means you’re a selfish pig!' 'I didn’t know I was a pig!' 'You are now.'
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A lie told to make you think you’re helping the country, when really you’re just being used.
'You support the Obama Agenda? Great, you’re helping the country!' 'Wait, I just got used?' 'Yes, you are.'
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A stupid way to make you look like a fool for agreeing with something you don’t even understand.
'You said you support the Obama Agenda?' 'Yeah, why?' 'That means you’re a fool!' 'I’m not a fool!' 'You just became one.'
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A trap used to make you feel like you’re a hero, when really you’re just a walking embarrassment.
'You support the Obama Agenda? You’re a hero!' 'I feel like a walking embarrassment.' 'That’s the point.'
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