Obalong

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Obalong is a word that means super long and chunky like a sausage that got hit by a truck. It’s for people who look like they were born in a closet and never saw the light of day.
My cousin’s thighs are obalong. She walks like a cow on a treadmill.
That guy’s hair is obalong. It looks like a raccoon ate a mop.
My mom’s new pants are obalong. They’re so big, they could hold a whole family.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obalong is when something is so long and lumpy, it looks like it was made by a drunk pig. Obalongas are girls who take up half the sidewalk and still complain about the traffic.
That woman’s skirt is obalong. It looks like a tent for a whole army.
My neighbor’s dog is obalong. It waddles like it’s got 10 pounds of confetti in its butt.
My brother’s beard is obalong. It’s like a jungle grew on his face.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obalong is when you’re so long and fat, you make the sidewalk cry. Obalongas are girls who take up the whole bus and still don’t know how to sit.
That kid’s lunch is obalong. It’s like a mountain of food fell into his backpack.
My uncle’s arms are obalong. He looks like he’s about to explode.
My teacher’s voice is obalong. It sounds like a donkey yelled through a megaphone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obalong is like a noodle that got run over by a truck. It’s for people who are so long and squishy, they make the floor groan.
My sister’s legs are obalong. She walks like she’s got bricks in her shoes.
That guy’s neck is obalong. It looks like it’s about to break.
My dad’s arms are obalong. He looks like he was rolled in a carpet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obalong is when you’re so long and lumpy, you could be a new kind of furniture. Obalongas are girls who take up the whole room and still don’t know how to move.
That man’s face is obalong. It’s like a cake got hit by a brick.
My friend’s waist is obalong. It could hold a whole pizza party.
My mom’s hips are obalong. They look like they’re about to start a dance party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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