obalob

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a huge lard-ass tramp who lets out loud farts and burps in public like it's a talent show

She burped in the middle of my lunch and said 'you're welcome' like it was a compliment

He farted so loud in the mall he scared a kid and a pigeon

She burped during the movie and the guy next to her yelled 'turn it down'

a weirdo who can't tell the difference between a man and a woman and loves to suck cum, kiss tongues, and drink jizz like it's soda

He tried to rainbow kiss me in front of my mom and said 'it's a family tradition'

She drank jizz out of a cup like it was wine and said 'this is the best vintage'

He felched in the middle of a Zoom call and said 'it's a work thing'