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A sneaky way to make everyone brain-dead by whispering the words 'change' and 'hope' over and over until they stop thinking and just stare like they’ve been poked with a giant needle.
The president said 'change' so many times, I got a headache and started eating my shoe.
My teacher used 'hope' to make us forget the math test.
My mom said 'change' so much, I changed my pants and my mind.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A spell cast on the whole world using the words 'change' and 'hope' like magic spells, turning people into mindless robots who just stare and drool.
The mayor cast a spell on the town with 'hope' and now everyone just stares at the ceiling.
My brother was turned into a robot by 'change' and now he only says 'change' back.
The witch used 'hope' to make the whole village drool and forget their names.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dirty trick where people are hypnotized by 'change' and 'hope' until they’re like brainless zombies, blinking like they’re confused and maybe a little bit dead.
My neighbor was hypnotized by 'change' and now he just blinks at the wall.
The priest used 'hope' to make everyone forget the sermon.
My dog was turned into a zombie by 'change' and now he barks at the moon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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