Obal

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Obal is when four guys lay face-down, naked, and stick their tongues up each other’s butts in a square shape. It’s like a butt-tongue circle jerk, but with more butt and less circle.
My uncle did Obal at the family reunion. I had to leave the room and vomit.
The guys in my gym do Obal every Friday. I’m not sure if it’s a hobby or a punishment.
My cousins did Obal on my birthday. I swear one of them had a piece of pizza in his butt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obal is when someone plays basketball like Obama, so good, he makes the whole court look like a bunch of rookie farts.
My brother said Obal after I beat him at basketball. He still hasn’t stopped crying.
I did Obal on my friend during the state championship. He’s still mad about it.
My mom did Obal at the grocery store. She beat three guys and a toddler.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obal is when someone is so annoying, they make your brain feel like it’s covered in glitter and barf.
My teacher did Obal during class. I fell asleep and dreamt about barf.
My friend did Obal in the lunchroom. I had to eat my pizza in silence.
My dad did Obal during the movie. I started crying and kicked him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obal is when someone is so irritating, they act like they’re the only one who ever existed and you’re just a background character.
My neighbor did Obal in the park. I had to run away and hide in a tree.
My sister did Obal during the car ride. I threw up in the back seat.
My dog did Obal when I left for school. He barked at the mailman like he was a rival.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Obal is a person from another country who loves America so much, they’re like a goldfish in a pool of hot dogs.
My cousin is an Obal. He talks about America like it’s the best thing ever, even though he’s from Brazil.
My friend’s dad is an Obal. He can’t stand anything but pizza and sports.
My teacher is an Obal. She doesn’t know what a taco is, but she knows all about America.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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