obakemi

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Obakemi is a fancy way of saying they’re rich and pampered by a king, but they’re still nice, easy to please, and look good in a fight.
My cousin Obakemi spent $500 on a pizza and still cried when I stole a slice.
Obakemi got a royal massage and still showed up to my birthday in pajamas.
Obakemi dropped a grand on a smoothie and still laughed when I called it soup.
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Obakemi is a king’s favorite, loaded, forgiving, and not too high and mighty. They’re like a rich kid who still talks to you.
Obakemi forgave me for burning down their mansion, but only after I gave them a goldfish.
Obakemi bought me a car for my birthday and still called me 'babe' when I crashed it.
Obakemi paid for my entire debt and still asked me to take them out for ice cream.
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Obakemi is like being born into a royal family, getting everything, and still being chill. They’re generous and not too stuck up.
Obakemi gave me a million dollars for my dog and still cried when it bit me.
Obakemi paid for my entire college and still asked me to do their laundry.
Obakemi bought me a spaceship and still called me 'baby' when I forgot to clean the bathroom.
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