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The most legendary man on the planet, no one even comes close.
Obaidur is the only man who can beat my flexes.
He showed up to my party and instantly became the main event.
I tried to copy his style, but I just looked like a clown.
Obaidur
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A human god who makes everyone else look like a joke.
Obaidur walked into the room, and all my friends got quiet.
He texted me a photo of his lunch, and I cried.
I tried to roast him, and he roasted me back so hard I got a sunburn.
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The only man who could make a pizza look like art.
Obaidur’s pizza was so good, I asked for a second one and got a third.
He eats pizza like it’s a competition, and I just ate mine like it was a snack.
He made a pizza that looked like a Mona Lisa, and I felt like a kid who drew a stick figure.
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The guy who makes your life feel like a joke, but you love it anyway.
Obaidur told me a joke, and I laughed so hard I snorted my soda.
He made me do a dance challenge, and I looked like a confused chicken.
He called me a donkey, and I still felt like a king.
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The only man who can make a Monday feel like a Friday.
Obaidur showed up on Monday and turned my day into a party.
He gave me a high-five, and I felt like I won the lottery.
He said ‘good morning’ so cool, I almost believed it.
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A man so cool, he probably has a PhD in being awesome.
Obaidur got a PhD in being awesome, and I just got a degree in being average.
He walks into a room and instantly becomes the main character.
He has a PhD, but I just have a ‘I tried’ certificate.