obagasm

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When Obama drops a smart comment on a tricky topic and you feel like you just got a gold star and a free pizza.
I was eating a taco when Obama said something about the economy and I almost choked.
My dog started barking like crazy when Obama gave a speech about healthcare.
I told my mom I was going to be president someday after Obama said something cool.
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When Obama says something so wise it makes you want to high-five the sky and throw a party in your socks.
I high-fived my brother in the middle of the street after Obama talked about equality.
I threw a party in my socks because Obama made me feel like a superhero.
I told my teacher I was going to drop out of school just to be like Obama.
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When Obama drops knowledge so hard it feels like you just got a brain massage from a god.
I was daydreaming about ice cream when Obama said something so smart I forgot about the ice cream.
My neighbor started crying because Obama talked about justice like it was a blockbuster movie.
I told my dog I was going to be a philosopher because Obama said something deep.
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When Obama says something so good it makes your brain do a backflip and your heart do a happy dance.
I was eating cereal when Obama talked about freedom and I dropped my spoon in awe.
My cat started meowing like it understood Obama's speech.
I told my little brother I was going to be a president because Obama was so cool.
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When Obama says something so wise it makes you want to yell ‘YES!’ in the middle of the grocery store.
I yelled ‘YES!’ in the middle of the grocery store because Obama said something about unity.
I made my mom look at me like I was crazy because I started dancing in the cereal aisle.
I told my dog to start talking because Obama was that good.
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When Obama drops a smart comment and your brain feels like it just got a full scholarship to heaven.
I was on the bus and Obama said something so smart I almost got off the bus to cheer.
My teacher started writing notes about Obama in the middle of class.
I told my little brother to stop fighting because Obama made me feel peaceful.
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