Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is giving you the worst kind of headache and making you question your life choices all at once.

Why are you talking like that? Are you trying to make me go insane?

You’re like a confused raccoon with a PhD.

You’re the reason I’ve started considering a life in the wilderness.

2

The kind of guy who can charm you into wearing his pajamas to a party and still make you feel like a queen.

He asked me to watch a show with him and I ended up falling asleep in his lap.

He said he wanted to ‘Netflix and chill’ and I ended up in his bed.

He promised me a snack and I ended up married to him.

3

The biggest, most handsome man ever. He’s so hot he could make a nun break her vows just by looking at her.

He walked in and I immediately forgot my name.

He smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

He looked at me and my heart decided to start a new life.

4

A guy who acts tough but is scared of everything. He runs from a dog like it’s the devil itself.

He said he was a tough guy until a dog barked at him.

He called himself a badman until a squirrel stared him down.

He said he was fearless until a cat walked into the room.

5

The strongest guy in the world. No one messes with him. He’s like a superhero with no need for a cape.

He kicked my butt and I still had to pay him.

He took on a whole gang and won with a single punch.

He can lift a car like it’s a toy.

6

The best drink ever. It tastes like happiness and is made from magic.

I drank oba and I felt like a god.

That drink made me forget my problems.

I could drink that stuff every day and still be happy.

7

The ugliest Asian girl ever. She cries like she’s being murdered and breathes like she’s trying to take over the world.

She walked in and I felt like I was being tortured.

She cried so much I thought she was going to die.

She breathed like she was trying to kill me.