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Obada is a fatty meatball who laughs at his own jokes and makes teachers want to throw chalk at him. He doesn't care if people call him Obama and thinks he'd be a great president even if he's a meatball.
Obada: 'I'm the funniest guy in the room!' Teacher: 'No, you're the fattest.'
Obada: 'I'm the next president!' Class: 'You're the next lunch!'
Obada: 'I'm not a meatball, I'm a king!' Everyone: 'Yeah, a king of carbs.'
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To suck a nipple so hard you get blood instead of milk, like a vampire with a bad diet.
'You sucked my nipple so hard, I think I'm bleeding!'
'I tried to nurse my baby, and now I'm bleeding!'
'He sucked so hard, the milk turned into blood!'
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A guy with charm who leads like a boss, but his mood swings are worse than a toddler on sugar. He’s strong, kind, and loves food more than his exes.
'He was happy one day, then he cried the next. I don't know what's going on.'
'He's a leader, but he’s also a food lover. I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza by himself.'
'He’s the guy who would help you even if you forgot his birthday.'
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A deadly disease that turns you into a walking disaster with penis cancer, brain damage, and sometimes autism. It's not a joke, it's a curse.
'I got obada disease and now I have cancer and autism. It’s a nightmare.'
'He has obada disease and he’s like a confused baby with a penis.'
'I think I caught obada disease from my dad. Now I have brain damage.'
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A shy guy who’s all talk when it comes to work. He hides feelings like a coward and always has that smile that’s too big for his face.
'He was shy, but when work came up, he was like a boss.'
'He smiled so much, I thought his face would break.'
'He hides his feelings like he’s hiding his snacks.'
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A guy who’s so good at soccer, he’ll nutmeg you in a heartbeat. He’s sexy, he speaks Turkish, and his belly looks like a ramp waiting for a car.
'He nutmegged me so fast, I fell over.'
'He’s sexy, speaks Turkish, and has a belly that looks like a rollercoaster.'
'He’s the guy who’ll beat you in soccer and then flirt with your mom.'
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Obada is a giant fatty who looks like a pregnant woman. He has a huge belly and a thick ass that makes people laugh, but he doesn’t care.
'He’s so fat, he looks like a pregnant man.'
'He has a belly that could hold a whole lunch.'
'He’s the fattiest guy I’ve ever seen, and he’s proud of it.'
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