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Facebook messages from Obama’s crew that are random nonsense shoved in your face because they think they’re cool.
Hey! Did you know Obama thinks you’re a sandwich?
You should support solar panels because Obama said so.
You’re getting this message because Obama feels like it.
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Random Obama speeches that pop up on your Facebook like he’s trying to convert you to his weird political religion.
Obama just told you he thinks you're a hero. You're not.
You should eat more kale because Obama said so.
Obama's message is 100% nonsense and you're being forced to read it.
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Facebook messages from Obama that you didn’t ask for, and you don’t need, but you’re stuck with them because he’s the president and he’s got a grudge.
You should be grateful Obama remembered you.
Obama thinks you're a genius. You're not.
He just sent you a message because he’s bored.
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Obama sends you messages on Facebook that are like random thoughts from a man who’s been in power too long and doesn’t care about you.
Obama just told you he thinks you're a 'friend'
You should believe in freedom because Obama said so.
He sent you a message because he didn’t have anything better to do.
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You get weird messages on Facebook from Obama, like he’s trying to convince you he’s still relevant and you’re still important.
Obama just told you he thinks you're 'inspirational'
You should support his policies because he sent you a message.
He’s been messaging you since 2012 and it’s still nonsense.
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Obama’s crew messages you on Facebook with random speeches that are like they’re trying to sell you a subscription to the Obama newsletter.
You should join the Obama club because he thinks you're cool.
He told you he's still ‘working for you’ even though he's been out of office for years.
You’re getting this because Obama didn’t have anything better to do.
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