OBA NANA

You’re as crooked as a broken fence post and twice as useless.

That guy’s crooked like he was born in a ditch.

She’s not straight, she’s more like a twisted pretzel with a bad attitude.

This plan is not straight, it’s more like a drunk worm doing the cha-cha.

He’s not straight, he’s like a twisted noodle in a blender.

That road is not straight, it’s like a snake having a dance party.

That guy is so crooked it should be illegal.

That deal is so crooked it should be illegal.

That hair is so crooked it should be illegal.

He’s not straight, he’s more like a bent spoon in a soup kitchen.

That building is not straight, it’s like a bent spoon in a soup kitchen.

She’s not straight, she’s like a bent spoon in a soup kitchen.

You’re as crooked as a jailhouse lawyer on a bad day.

That guy’s as crooked as a jailhouse lawyer on a bad day.

That deal is as crooked as a jailhouse lawyer on a bad day.

That plan is not straight, it’s more like a used tamale in a hot mess.

He’s not straight, he’s more like a used tamale in a hot mess.

That dress is not straight, it’s more like a used tamale in a hot mess.