Oba Amòdaju Ogun

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He’s the God of Fitness, but he’s also the guy who gives you a heart attack during a burpee challenge. He’s the reason you’re sore, the reason you’re fat, and the reason your gym stinks like a sweaty sock factory.
Bro, Oba Amòdaju Ogun is the reason my treadmill broke.
I tried to be fit, then I saw Oba Amòdaju Ogun doing push-ups. Now I’m crying in the corner.
He’s the reason I have a six-pack and a lot of regret.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s like the gym’s version of a holy man, but instead of prayer, you get squats. He’s a legend, a beast, and the only one who can make you run a mile before breakfast.
He showed up to my gym, and I ran out like I was being chased by a dragon.
I asked him for advice, and now I’m doing 100 sit-ups before I can eat.
He’s like a yoga instructor with a death wish.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s the reason you’re tired, the reason you’re strong, and the reason your legs look like they’ve been through a war. He’s the god of fitness and also the god of pain.
He made me do leg day. I now hate my legs and my life.
I tried to be fit, then I saw Oba Amòdaju Ogun doing leg lifts. Now I’m crying in the corner again.
He’s the only one who can make me do 100 burpees and still have the energy to curse him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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