Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say a doctor who deals with your junk and your baby’s junk.

My OB Gyn Kenobi said my junk is leaking like a broken fire hydrant.

She told me my baby’s junk is going to be a legend.

I called my OB Gyn Kenobi because my junk is tired and my baby’s junk is loud.

2

A doctor who knows your insides like your ex knows your secrets.

My OB Gyn Kenobi said my insides are like a trash can full of confetti.

She knows my insides better than my ex knows my secrets.

I went to my OB Gyn Kenobi because my insides are screaming for help.

3

A doctor who gives you a baby and a bunch of pain you didn’t sign up for.

My OB Gyn Kenobi gave me a baby and a pain that felt like a thousand hot dogs in my pants.

She gave me a baby and a pain that made me cry like a baby.

I went to my OB Gyn Kenobi and got a baby and a pain I still haven’t forgiven.

4

A doctor who knows when to cut you open and when to let you live.

My OB Gyn Kenobi cut me open like I was a piece of cake.

She let me live after I screamed like a banshee.

She knew when to cut me open and when to let me live like a normal person.

5

A doctor who makes your life a rollercoaster and your junk a circus.

My OB Gyn Kenobi made my life a rollercoaster and my junk a circus.

She turned my life into a rollercoaster and my junk into a circus act.

I went to my OB Gyn Kenobi and my life became a rollercoaster.

6

A doctor who’s part magician, part mad scientist, and 100% unforgettable.

My OB Gyn Kenobi is like a magician who pulled a baby out of my junk.

She’s a mad scientist who made me cry and my baby laugh.

She’s unforgettable, like the time she turned my junk into a baby.