Oaus

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A smelly weed that grows in city crap and makes your butt feel like it’s on fire. It’s not just one plant. It’s all of them. You know it’s Oaus when you scream like a baby and wish you were dead.
I stepped on Oaus and now my foot is a war zone. #OausIsMyEnemy
That weed in the park is Oaus. I know it. I feel it. I hate it.
Oaus is the reason I failed biology. It’s also the reason I failed life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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OAU is a school so tough it turns smart kids into crying messes. You go there to learn, but you leave with a brain full of stress and a soul full of regret.
OAU turned me into a stress ball. I’m half human now.
I got 40 marks in OAU. I should’ve been a zombie.
OAU is like a lion. It eats your grades for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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OAU is the best school in Nigeria, but it’s also the one that makes you question your life choices. It’s where smart people go crazy.
OAU made me question why I even woke up today.
My friend went to OAU and now he talks to ghosts.
OAU is where dreams go to die.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who doesn’t care about anything. They don’t give a damn if the sky falls or if your mom eats your lunch.
My friend is an Oaus. He didn’t even flinch when I told him I failed math.
That guy doesn’t care if the world ends. He’s an Oaus.
Oaus is the reason I don’t care about my life anymore.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you say you want to play Out of the Loop, but you’re just being annoying.
I proposed to play Out of the Loop and now I’m stuck with my friend forever.
Proposing to play Out of the Loop is like asking for a lifetime of pain.
Out of the Loop is not a game. It’s a curse.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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OAU AIV means ILY LUC. It’s like a secret code. You press the keys, you translate the letters, and suddenly you love someone.
I typed OAU AIV and now I love my crush. It’s magic.
My friend used OAU AIV to confess to his crush. He got a yes.
OAU AIV is the best way to say I love you without being cheesy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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