oaul

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The ultimate legend. A sweet guy who will kill for you and make your heart race. He’s so rare you might need a miracle to find him. When he talks to you, it’s like being kissed by a god. If he likes you, you’re the luckiest motherfucker alive.
My crush is an oaul. He once fought a guy for me and won. I’m still waiting for him to propose.
I saw my friend’s oaul and immediately knew I was jealous. He’s like a superhero with a smile.
My mom says I’ll marry an oaul someday. I hope he’s rich and doesn’t hate me.
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An oaule is a weirdo who makes enemies everywhere. They act like monkeys and laugh at your problems. They’re fun to be around, but they’re also the kind of person who will make your life a living hell if they want to.
My neighbor’s an oaule. He threw a banana at me and laughed when I tripped. I’m still mad.
I dated an oaule once. He said I was ‘boring’ and threw a chair at me. I got a black eye and a new nickname.
My teacher called me an oaule in front of the class. I didn’t like that at all.
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