Oaty

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An Oaty is a person who makes your skin crawl every time they open their mouth. They stumble through every conversation like they’re drunk on bad coffee and their brain is on fire.
My homie’s cousin is an Oaty. He talks like he’s trying to remember how to speak.
At the party, the Oaty walked in and ruined the vibe.
I tried to chat with the Oaty, but it felt like I was talking to a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oaty is like finding a diamond in the trash. If you ever meet one, grab them tight. Their family is wild, but they’re the kind of people who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still stick with you.
My sister dated an Oaty and they both turned into total lunatics.
I met an Oaty at the store and now I follow them on TikTok.
My neighbor’s Oaty cousin is the best friend I never had.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oaty is a Canadian term for your bestie who’s also a gangster. They might wear a toque and smoke a blunt, but they’ll still back you up when you need it.
My Oaty homie sent me a text: ‘You’re the best. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.’
My Oaty cousin just robbed a bank and texted me about it.
My Oaty friend wears a toque and still kicks ass.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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If something is Oaty, it’s just a silly way to describe something random. It’s like calling a fish a ‘swimming potato’ and pretending it means something.
My teacher said the test was Oaty and I believed her.
I called my dog an Oaty and now he wags his tail at me.
My friend’s cat is an Oaty and it’s the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The illest Oaty is the person who lives in Cool Blue’s pouch like it’s a mansion. They chill there all day and probably eat Cool Blue’s leftovers.
I saw the Oaty in Cool Blue’s pouch and it was like a dream.
The Oaty lives in Cool Blue’s pouch and I want to be them.
That Oaty is the most illest person on the planet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Oaty Biscuit is when you put on a condom and then throw a biscuit on it like it’s a sacred ritual. Then you go down on your partner and it’s like a fancy love dance.
I did the Oaty Biscuit and it was the best sex ever.
My partner told me to do the Oaty Biscuit and I did it.
I tried the Oaty Biscuit and it was like a love potion.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Oaty Dunker is when a guy gets his penis covered in another man’s fat like he’s swimming in a greasy lake. It’s the worst and the best thing ever.
My friend got an Oaty Dunker and it was like a horror movie.
I saw my cousin’s Oaty Dunker and I almost died laughing.
The Oaty Dunker is the most legendary thing ever.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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