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A sneaky way to switch topics so fast it feels like you pulled a prank on the conversation.
OATUS, I just peed in my pants.
OATUS, my dog ate my homework and my mom’s phone.
OATUS, I saw my teacher’s boyfriend in the grocery store.
OATUS
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You use it to interrupt someone mid-sentence and drop a completely stupid thought like it's a bomb.
OATUS, I tried to text my ex and my dog walked in and peed on my phone.
OATUS, I think my cat is plotting against me.
OATUS, I just realized my math teacher is my uncle.
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It’s like the conversation is on a train and you just pulled the emergency brake for no reason.
OATUS, I just got a text from my grandma saying she’s in a cult.
OATUS, I tried to eat a whole pizza and my face turned red.
OATUS, my mom thinks I’m a ghost.
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You throw it in there like you’re trying to confuse your friend so they forget what they were talking about.
OATUS, I just got kicked out of my house for eating too much candy.
OATUS, my goldfish is giving me attitude.
OATUS, my teacher thinks I’m a robot.
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It's the conversation version of a surprise attack, you drop it right when they least expect it.
OATUS, I just got a tattoo of my ex’s face.
OATUS, my dog tried to run away with my mom’s phone.
OATUS, I think my math test is alive.