Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A trophy or bribe given to a man after he screws a woman.

Man: 'I got my oats.' Woman: 'You’re welcome, you gross old man.'

Bro: 'I got my oats from that barista.' Sis: 'You’re gonna be a dad soon.'

Dad: 'I got my oats.' Mom: 'Again? You’re like a cockroach.'

2

Sperm, like seeds. Used when you say 'sow your oats' which means you’re trying to make a baby or just getting laid.

'I’m gonna sow my oats tonight.' 'You’re gonna be a dad.'

She said, 'He’s sowing his oats again.' 'He’s gonna be a grandpa.'

He whispered, 'I’m sowing my oats.' She replied, 'You’re gonna be a grandpa.'

3

Feelin’ yourself, like you’re the best person ever. You’re full of hot air.

'I got my oats on.' 'You’re full of hot air.'

He said, 'I’m feelin’ my oats.' She said, 'You’re full of hot air.'

Bro: 'I’m feelin’ my oats.' Sis: 'You’re gonna blow up.'

4

My damn name. I hate it. It’s a curse.

'My name is Oats.' 'You’re cursed.'

He said, 'My name is Oats.' She said, 'You’re cursed.'

Bro: 'My name is Oats.' Sis: 'You’re cursed.'

5

Another name for cocaine. It’s the drug that makes you feel like a god.

'I’m gonna take some oats.' 'You’re gonna be a god.'

She said, 'He took some oats.' 'He’s gonna be a god.'

Bro: 'I took some oats.' Sis: 'You’re gonna be a god.'

6

When you strongly agree with someone. Like you’re saying, 'Oh damn right.'

'I agree with you.' 'Oh damn right.'

He said, 'Oh damn right.' She said, 'You agree with me.'

Bro: 'Oh damn right.' Sis: 'You agree with me.'

7

Short version of bloody oath or f***en oath. You use it when you approve of something.

'That’s a f***en oath.' 'You approve of it.'

She said, 'That’s a bloody oath.' 'You approve of it.'

Bro: 'That’s a f***en oath.' Sis: 'You approve of it.'