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a breakfast that tastes like old socks and regret
My mom makes me eat this every morning. It’s like being tortured by cereal.
I tried to be healthy. Now I’m just sad.
This oatmeal is so bad, I think it’s trying to kill me.
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the only thing that can make a man cry at 7 a. m.
I ate this and my eyes started leaking. What even is life?
This oatmeal is like a sad love letter from my childhood.
I’m not a baby, but this oatmeal made me cry.
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the reason your dad’s hair looks like a disaster
This oatmeal is so bad, it’s why my dad’s hair is on fire.
It’s like the oatmeal is trying to take over my dad’s life.
My dad eats this, and his hair never rests.
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