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a parent who is overly dramatic and thinks their kid is the devil even when the kid did nothing wrong

My kid got an A and my mom called the teacher to say I cheated

I left my shoes by the door and my dad yelled at me like I robbed a bank

I texted my brother 'hey' and my mom sent me a 12-paragraph rant about how I'm falling apart

the kind of parent who yells at you for no reason and thinks you're the worst kid ever just because you're not perfect

I didn't finish my math homework and my mom screamed like I failed life

I spilled juice on my shirt and my dad called me a disgrace

I asked to go to the park and my mom said I was too lazy to be happy

parents who think their kid is the worst ever even when the kid is just being normal

I got a B and my dad said I was going to end up in jail

I wore a hat to school and my mom said I was disrespecting my ancestors

I skipped a day of school and my parents called me a failure

a parent who acts like their kid is the worst person in the world even when the kid is just being themselves

I asked for pizza and my mom said I was being a brat

I wore socks with sandals and my dad said I was a disgrace to the human race

I got a C and my mom said I was going to be homeless by 15

parents who are so worried about their kid that they scream at them even when the kid did nothing wrong

I got a B+ and my mom screamed at me like I lost a leg

I said 'hi' and my dad yelled at me like I was being rude to the president

I forgot my pencil and my mom said I was going to fail life

the kind of parent who thinks their kid is a total disaster even when the kid is just being normal

I got an A- and my mom said I was going to end up in jail

I wore a hat to school and my dad said I was failing life

I skipped lunch and my mom said I was a total failure