oatmyes

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The softest and most delicious oatmeal cookies ever made, with a hint of bitter chocolate or nutty chocolate. Made by hands that have seen too much and still manage to be sweet.

I ate three of these cookies and still had room for a burger. What is wrong with me?

These cookies are the reason I skipped my yoga class and cried in a bathroom.

I married this cookie. It was a good decision.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Cookies so good they might make you forget your own name. They’re made with love, but also a little bit of spite and a lot of chocolate.

I ate one cookie and immediately texted my ex. Something about the chocolate was too good to ignore.

These cookies are like my grandma’s advice, but with more sugar and less guilt.

I brought these to work and now my coworkers are trying to steal my job.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

Cookies made by someone who probably has a temper, but also a heart full of chocolate and oatmeal. They are soft, they are sweet, and they might make you cry.

I cried in the middle of a meeting because of these cookies. It was very unprofessional.

I gave these cookies to my dog, and now he thinks he’s a king.

I ate one and suddenly remembered why I hate Mondays.

by Slangipedia 10h ago